I was such an odd child...
Pop was digging up my old stuff and the funniest thing we found was a little "story" I wrote on my dad's executive notepad. Here it is. Take not of spelling, grammar, and the lack of period usage. I'm copying this verbatim. Hahahaha. Have a good laugh!title The sicret of Bambie and papa
Page 1
Bambie and papa started a sicret and now we made a Book wich we will not lose or ter this is a speshal Book and we all shud take very good care of it and the title of are Book is The sicret of Bambie and papa we have rules in this Book Bambie mad it But everyone will not look at the story only Bambie and papa can look at the story Book
Page 2
these are the days when I will pay we will skip one day These are the days
Sunday Tuesday Thuresday Saturday (I can't believe I got Tuesday and not Thursday)
These are the days when When I wont pay
Monday Wednesday Friday
This is a calendar for papa there is a star in the Free day and a cirlce for pay day
Mon * Tues @ Wed * Thur @ Fri * Sat @ Sun @
this Book is made Sept 20 1992 Sunday
Page 3
Caracters
Bambie Chan Carlos (at least I got my name right)
EDDI L. Carlos (I can't even spell my dad's name right)
This sicret was made it was made by me Bambie one afternoon (parang Mojo Jojo) Bambie forst her papa to bay a very very Big and thik Book she was crying and her papa sed yes Bambie Bicame very Happy and so now she made this biutiful story and Bambie promist a sicret the sicret was she was going to
Page 4
Pay her papa and papa side (said) talaga ha and Bambie side Yes She was very happy Because she got wat she wants she saide can we go home and papa laft wale (while) talking and he side me naman I will pick what Book I want Papa side so papa got Ate carens book and he got hes Book and kuya side good by to Mishel (hindi pa si Ate Char ah) so they went home and started to laf in the car and Ate caren red Alice in Wanderland
Page 5
and I side ate caren I watcht this part o kay o kay so we went to vidiow Queen and we went home I hope youv liket the stry (story) I told all of you hir is are riall name the ather wan was are nick name this is are rial name Ma. Victoria Chan Carlos 1-3 7
Edwardo l Carlos (my poor father's name is spelled all wrong) Rustans Supermarket VP 49
Page 6
we will have a fun club and we must ingoy (enjoy-oh my God what was I thinking?) are club no wan must see this wanderful Book or biutiful we better heri so I can finish this Book rules will be given on Page 10 and i for got one more thing I hope all of you liket the long story I told you abut papa and I (akala ko ba secret?) you all shud remember to remind m that rules will be given on page 10 (bata palang, ulyanin na)
Page 7
Acshuly (how sad...) papa and I did not make this book together (obvious ba) I made that book Bambie clean this work I made this book September 20 everyone shud lern meny thigs if they read this book (it's like I knew people would read this someday...some secret) this Book is abut a father and a dother loveing one anather I hope the bad children will lwen a leson from this Book I rote (I think I made it clear that I wrote the book...honestly, I didn't learn anything by reading it...except that I was such a weird child)
Page 8
(I'm laughing just typing this thing)
Sicret is a pawer of pepole who kip sicrets from ather pepole I hope now everyone nows what sicret mens this book is a very very wanderful Book I made in the world every one shud be very prowd of me (honestly, I'm not proud of myself for this) becaus I made this Book and do not forget that we have a fan club (it's really not beautiful...AT ALL)
Page 9
we love liser discs so we love to tape in leser (ang barok ko! nakakahiya!) so thats whay I made it I own papa becus of that wanderful Book we will hav the rules now in page 10 (bata palang, makulit na) Thak you very much for lisening (so much for a secret)
Page 10
These are the rules some day are pay some are free do not distroy this book take very good care of this book It was made September 20 1992 (I believe I made that clear) It was finisht Spetember 21 1992
Hope you had a good laugh cause I did :D
posted by Bambie Chan Carlos at
11:17 PM
7 comment(s):
grabe sumakit ang ulo ko dun ah!!! you must've been dropped on your head as a child or maybe you already took illegal substances, hahahaha! loko lang! Buti nalang naayos hihihihi. you are very odd. :D
By
peter parker, at
12:25 AM
Grabe Bam! I read it again and I'm still super natatawa. So I'm now laughing by myself in my room. Buti no one can see me. Ang cute mo talaga! That "book" is priceless.
By
Caren, at
10:55 AM
Well, Ate C, I've accepted the fact that it is really funny. "Acshully," I was laughing by myself in the bathroom this morning.
As for you Michael!!! Ang kapal mo talaga!!! (lip thing)
By
Bambie Chan Carlos, at
5:24 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....... (times infinity)hindi kita maimagine! hahaha... iba ka bambie! ur special! :p
na-ingoy ko ang pagbabasa! and trust me! il keep your sicret... hahaha...
grabehan to...hahaha...hindi ko na alam sasabihin ko... :)
By
Alden, at
7:28 PM
O, anong nakakatawa dun? Ganun ka pa rin naman hanggang ngayon e! Hahahahaha! (freaky face)
But seriously, tama si Alden, you are a special child. A very special child indeed... Mwahahaha!
I can't remember you being that psychotic,Bam. Or maybe I just got used to you. Hahahahahaha!
Two thumbs up for funniest historical artifact of 2005!
By
fanboy420, at
10:22 PM
Yes, I am Special. Hahaha. Ako rin natawa.
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Bambie Chan Carlos, at
3:54 PM
Hahahaah! Bambie this is just so cute! Haha! What a very WANDERFUL Book that Bambie made! Acshuly, it's a speshal book... just like it's biutiful author. hehehe! I never knew you were capable of such! hehe!
-grace =)
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4:15 AM
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